Don't be fooled by her cute face and smile. She is a NaUgHtY DOG! She is for sale but, I must tell you some things about her before you agree to buy her.Early on a Sunday morning she is very capable of jumping up on the kitchen table and eating the plate of cookies that were brought over by the neighbors. Then, she just might poop on the rug as if eating the cookies wasn't bad enough. THEN, while you're at church..she just MIGHT eat through the bag of garbage that was left on the patio by a certain 12 year old and drag in an old crusty disgusting roll to finish up on the couch and an old rotten bag of cheese on the rug. THEN, while you've discovered the mess in the family room, she just might sneak out the front door and meander through the village sniffing and enjoying the breeze. BUT, it doesn't stop there...she'll then puke it all up (thankfully in the yard) and go back sniffing to the back yard to find if anything else was left out. So, if she sounds like something you might want....call us!
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Oh Lola, you naughty doggy!!Looks like you have to doggie proof your house every time you leave and then close her up in a room that doesn't have food in it. Notice the ways I spelled doggie, don't know how it's actually spelled soooooo....Thank heavens the last problem was outside, yukkyy
Dogs and kids bring about the same issues. Good thing we love them! You can always do what we do when it is bedtime and we leave. We lock Odee up in his Kennel. =)
Wow...you really know how to make the hard sell! :)
I totally do not want her, sorry. But you can have max and lily if you want.
Ohh she sounds adorable I want 20 just like her!!!
That is too funny! Sorry not so funny to you though. She does have that sort of innocent look on her face like "What I didn't do anything!"
She is cute, but I'll have to pass. I have a dog with problems of her own. Hey....maybe we could do a dog swap.
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